Talk Radio Topics
Examples of things being discussed on talk radio in a heated three-way ratings battle originating from Silt Ridge reaching an estimated combined worldwide audience of billions and billions (when, of course, the satellites are working). Here’s some of that stuff that is being talked about:
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Radio Commentary – Hadley Codfaldt
Billboards as skyscrapers
Residences will become billboards
What’s with these locked doors all the time?
Future demographics: announcing the “Entertainees”
Neighborhood car parkers
Cement apartments
Bringing back outhouses – with an attitude
Men’s room privacy concerns
Las Vegas lost its mind before it lost its soul
Luxurious bathrooms on wheels
Your five-minute update on evil
Candidates becoming weatherpersons
People auctioning their lives as news events
Answering machine news flashes
Bathroom equalizers
New baseball league packs a grimace
Dialing in “cool-guy speak”
Commercial doorpersons (greeters)
Trans-human romps
Proposed airline with a stench
Calendar wallpaper – sponsorship?
Keeping your AI in line
New restaurant’s slaughter policy
Company slashes picnic policies
Tower apartments – the straight up amenities
Keep your penmanship to yourself!
The Seared Eagles Squadron – coming to a city near you
Major rooftop sponsors (overnights only)
Introducing Kray-Lynn Crowber: voice prompt artist
Introducing Mindy Millbank: specialty red meat photographer
A film director who makes people look content in bank commercials
Getting wealthy off laugh tracks
The world’s most violent nap-taker
Briar Braelyn: America’s favorite ambidextrous domestic engineer
An interview with . . . the “Roach Whisperer”
Family recipes that ferment into furniture polish
Industrial chef uses organic cleaning agents
Gigantic blenders run on turbines
Switch plates made of bison bones
Creator of “Traffic Circle Competition”
Singer’s backup band travels without instruments
Introducing the “Easy Breathing Male Thong”
Introducing the “Paint Bucket Tackle League”
A new illness based on people you saw in movies last night
A new society that celebrates “Random Days”
What if your city was Hollywood before Hollywood?
Rooftop lap pools
Man specializes in causing workplace discordance
Radio Commentary – Honus Kryburn
Railing against bright headlights
Double parkers who lack situational awareness
Who needs those pulsating taillights?
Delayed green lights
Left turn close-cutters
Let’s learn to signal, okay?
Jerking to a stop at four-way intersections
Let’s get instant glass walls for flagrant red light runners
Hand-walking in crosswalks
Stopping traffic to meticulously enter a parking lot
Influencers: making a difference . . . how?
Marketing car horns that reflect personality of drivers
Brawls breaking out in local home improvement stores
Radio Commentary – Bennett Stackhovis
Potato chips vs. RFID chips
Things that will not be needed in eternity
“Flights of Fancy”
Diversionary visionary tactics
The neighborhood with crisscrossing telephone and telegraph wires
Perpetual and multiple sunsets
“Tennis in the Gorge”
“Rocket Ships from Home” – commuting to the moon or Mars
“Stand Up and be Counted” where you “chalk-up” when you visit the city
Harnessing a blizzard to make music
“Never-ending City”
“Raindrop Planets”
“Air Molecule Galaxies”
Woman goes into “Heavy Gas Mode” during tight football games
Gassing up the ol’ standby generator
The “Redundant Redundancy Factor”
Manicured lawns along the ocean and Interstates
Hovering UFO provides mythical transoceanic bridge
A linear city along both sides of a long, long bridge
Why are there no clocks in a casino?
Extraterrestrial street traffic from another dimension
String theory vs. time-space continuum discussions
Acts of Congress dictate your new bedtime
Visiting county fairs in other dimensions
Smelling the “Perfume of the Workday”
Just glad birds aren’t poisonous
Time traveling between coasts each day
Ghosts install new HVAC ductwork
Programmable robots build crystal skyscrapers
The End Times vs. Home Depot
Man trains dogs to rat on their owners
Frequency fallout between cars playing same radio station
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